Jack just told his ostrich “attack” and now I’m fucking fighting for my life. He’s just standing watching this bird hunt me down.
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I know exactly what to do:
Find the nearest bridge,
While you are sprinting to it check your heart rate and make note of it. Once you get to the bridge look for a rock about the size of a golf ball, find a area in the shadows and crouch down, take the rock, and shove it up your butt.
