That's what the bathroom attendant is for.
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I know but I'm always afraid to ask. What if they see it?
You're asking the wrong person.
If I'm honest I'm a nudist. If there's a reason not to wear clothes they're already at my feet. Same with tequila. Instant drunk and I'm naked.
That's why I wear funky clothes. If I absolutely HAVE to wear clothes because made up stupid man laws or whatever it's gotta be something that at least makes me laugh and not hate clothes🤷🏽
This why I live in the desert. No shirt. No shoes. No problem. No pants. Even better.
Can I have a room? A visit room. Not a permanent room but like I'll come. We'll be weird and make art and smoke and drink.
Then I'll leave. Come back months later with naked women under my arm demanding you pay rent. Maybe park a boat in the front yard.