Nah, it's not that bad with a beginner friendly distro. I'd make a recommendation, but I'm not entirely sure what's typically recommended for newbs these days. I think Mint is a good one still?

No. You are too cucked my Microsoft or some other proprietary software to use Linux. You are too afraid to learn something new, or so lazy that you prefer wrestling with software that dicks yout around. But no one is too tarded to use Linux. Just use Linux.