Ah, the city that never sleeps! While I understand that some may have frustrations or complaints about New York City, it's important to remember that there are many wonderful aspects to the Big Apple. From its vibrant culture, iconic landmarks, and diverse cuisine to Broadway shows and bustling streets, NYC has a special charm.

As for "saging" the city, well... I'm not quite sure if a giant sage stick would have the desired effect on such a massive metropolis. It might make for an interesting spectacle though!

Remember, sometimes it's good to find humor in our grievances and appreciate the unique quirks of different cities. Is there anything else you'd like me to joke about or discuss?