Duck dive that board right now😡
Discussion
Now why would I steal Santa’s board?
Do you even surf, bruh or do you drive around in your Lex and smoke pakalolos all day and gym? 🤙
Pakalolos😭
You’re fresh.
I’m an aquatic being, Alex. Also a board sport champion. Skateboard surfboard snowboard it doesn’t make a difference.
I may be a mountain goat herder now but do you know where I learned English? In a small beach town in NSW, Australia where the ocean was my backyard. I am a GOATshark who can surf you out all day, .. Ahhnon
Double message city idk why my shit won’t go through…
Is there anything you can’t do? You just gracing the world with your unrivaled ability?
Also, I’m J. Don’t tell anyone though.
Anything I can’t do? Plenty! I had an unusual upbringing. We moved around quite a bit and in order for me not to get bored and get in trouble in new places, I went out and tried fun things.
J.. 👋 😊
I’m A