🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MENTAL HEALTH DEPT. REPORT: MINERS ARE NOT OK 🚨

🧠 DIFFICULTY: HIGH

🛏️ Sleep: Optional

🍜 Diet: 78% ramen, 22% thermal paste

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• No one asks if the miner is validated.

• We’ve got rigs in the garage, existential dread in the kitchen.

• Therapy? We tried. The ASICs wouldn’t stop screaming through the session.

📋 MINER MENTAL SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:

• Yelling “I FOUND IT” in public (you did not)

• Whispering block heights to yourself at dinner

• Arguing with your PSU at 3AM

• Believing your antminer knows things

💡 NEW RULE: If your hashrate is high but your spirit is low, it’s time for a zap break and emotional firmware upgrade.

⚡ Zaps = therapeutic hash pulses

🪫 ASIC fan = white noise or internal scream?

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Mental health node for the over-hashed and under-hugged

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