The story of two boys
The first boy :
mircea_popescu aaand in other lulz, the city of buenos aires is selling ~500 acres of public property for gentrification projects ; including the all time favourite spot for the local "trabajadores" to "luchando", in front of the casa rosada
shinohai $up mtrgt
* deedbot gives voice to mtrgt
mtrgt voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu mtrgt ello. you the mexican guy ?
mtrgt Hello, micrea. Yes, that's me
mircea_popescu ah. so what can you do and what are you looking for ?
mtrgt I'm not even sure why I'm here to be honest. I was invited here by a PM on bitcointalk..
mircea_popescu no, i know. you're here because i ordered a survey of the ... hm... let's say politely bitcent space, and a coupla things popped up. satoshigalaxy, which got an add, and pokemonsomething, i don't recall, which apparently you bought
mircea_popescu so i asked shinohai who's one of the few republican folk with a tardstalk account to send you a pm.
mtrgt Let's move to PMs :)
mircea_popescu mno, can't really do that. what, sikrits ?
mtrgt First of all, you're rude. Second, my time is valuable. I'm here because I thought there's a business proposal, and I don't talk business in public chatrooms.
mircea_popescu ah ok. well then i guess that settles that. thanks for dropping by in any case.
mtrgt Do you have a proposal or shall I stop wasting my time?
mtrgt Have a good day
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* mircea_popescu likes it when things turn out to be simple.
shinohai xD
shinohai Not much entropy in that space.
The second boy :
* kunickis (576e8dc6@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.87.110.*.*) has joined #eulora
kunickis Hello
kunickis Am from bitcointalk... I created GPG key but how to import it here?
kunickis $register
kunickis How to import that key?
kunickis $register GPGkey
kunickis But when i try it says
kunickis Import failed for
kunickis Anyone please help?
kunickis 20users online and no one can answer. -,-
diana_coman hi kunickis
diana_coman check the wiki
diana_coman otherwise shinohai might help you too when around
kunickis Am trying to register my key in deedbot but its says that "Import failed for EE63E9D620B01BEB15D9DCADE842FF77212C97A5. "
kunickis Yh already writed him, waiting for answer.
diana_coman hm,is that the right fingerprint there?
diana_coman eulora is for the patient in any case
kunickis Yh it's right fingerprint.
diana_coman hm, maybe it takes a bit of time to propagate
diana_coman is it a freshly made key /freshly sent to servers?
diana_coman give it some 20 minutes
kunickis Nah that key i created week ago.
kunickis Sent to server?
diana_coman eulorum.org/Account_Setup
lobbesbot Title: Account Setup - Eulorum (at www.eulorum.org)
kunickis I need to put in certificate code yh?
kunickis How long does it takes to be added in servers?
kunickis I can't understand that tutorial for Eluorum on windows... :|
kunickis Does it have video tutorial too?
kunickis How to undestand this? 2. Install Service Pack 1 (it's mandatory, don't skip this step!).
kunickis Don't understand half of that tutorial.
kunickis Ok, key got registered.!
kunickis Ok am got that eulora game... now i need to register new account? or use that key ??
kunickis you have to ask mircea_popescu for account
kunickis Ohh okey. thanks ;)
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kunickis mircea.
kunickis Can I get account for eulora?
mircea_popescu rowtan http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/54ca3d52-14b5-4253-a4bf-5706c7633324/
mircea_popescu kunickis yup one second
kunickis okey am waiting.
rowtan What do I do with that link?
mircea_popescu kunickis http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/11c598e6-6c3b-4a91-a666-ca45c168a50d/
mircea_popescu rowtan you decrypt it with your pgp tool
kunickis mircea am on game but dont understand anything.
mircea_popescu kunickis ok, what'd you like to understand ?
kunickis how to start.. how to get that first 0.01btc. how to get quests. how to withdraw haha. checked all nothing found.. and quest 0 . :|
mircea_popescu kunickis say hi i'm kunickis to me in game
mircea_popescu /t Mircea
mircea_popescu kunickis alrighty, you got 0.01 btc.
mircea_popescu would you like some tasks to earn another ?
kunickis sure.
mircea_popescu alright, come meet me in game. i'll give you a mining claim for you to dig up, then you have to transport the results to town. you gotta do two for another bitcent.
mircea_popescu i'm at 66 42 300
kunickis And how ti find you?
mircea_popescu just gave you my coords
kunickis And where to see in which cords am now?
diana_coman kunickis, type /pos
mircea_popescu can also use /point ; this stuff is on the wiki you know ?
kunickis Oh didnt see it.
kunickis Ok will try to fidn you haha ;d
mircea_popescu kunickis i think i just saw you pass me by :D
kunickis ho :D
kunickis oh*
mircea_popescu im the guy with the talbe, come trade me
kunickis mircea_popescu am here.
mircea_popescu trade me (right click)
mircea_popescu oops again please
kunickis you need to target container.
kunickis what is that?
mircea_popescu you were prolly trying to craft or something, dunno
kunickis Am clicking right click and getting "container"
mircea_popescu kunickis you're prolly hitting the sticks, try and hit me
mircea_popescu the sticks are mining claims
kunickis Ok. whats next?
mircea_popescu ok, so now kunickis : go to electron, buy one ordinary clump of dry grass bundle ; then go to where the key says coords, open the claim, put the enum in your mind and mine it.
mircea_popescu then bring the stuff it makes to me in town.
mircea_popescu lol hang on
kunickis mircea_popescu where is electron hehe? :D
mircea_popescu hill behind me
mircea_popescu around 160 50 160
kunickis oh okey.
kunickis oh i dead...
kunickis what to do now?
mircea_popescu doesn't do anything yet, just wait.
kunickis oh thanks./
mircea_popescu eventually it will be a big deal, but not just yet.
kunickis mircea_popescu Am almost there.. i need to mine what? stone?
mircea_popescu well what it says on the enum. grass iirc?
kunickis oh i forgot to open the claim...
kunickis when i come to cords that key says am all time die... :|
mircea_popescu well pick an alternate path what
kunickis i dont understand "open the claim" where and what to open? :| sorry am bad in english
mircea_popescu go to the coordinates, there's a stick there. you right-click on it and there's a door like icon
kunickis i need to go 252 48 -141 but am at 252 48 -119 how to be in -141 ? am tryng to go to all sides but then chacning all numbers... :|
mircea_popescu well... it's a game, right ? have to figure it out, that's what it's for.
kunickis Thats coordinates is insane to get! -,- All time when i am almost there i felling down from hill and dieing... -,-
mircea_popescu can you go around ?
mircea_popescu they can't be too hard, after all someone had to mine there to get it.
kunickis And again died. haha. ;D
* mircea_popescu cheers
shinohai kunickis may set some sort of record for most times dying in single session.
kunickis shinohai My coordinates is in hill where can't get... all time when am almost there at that - coordinate am sliding down hill and dying -,-
mircea_popescu go around ?
shinohai Patience young padawan
kunickis How around? If i need to go a little bit down.. when i go only one step am sliding down.
mircea_popescu you know, around. like come from other direction.
kunickis nooooooo. i was almost there and again slide down and died -,-
mircea_popescu ;/
mircea_popescu do you see it ? a stick with an inverted cone on top of it
* mircea_popescu comes over to check this wonder out.
mircea_popescu kunickis what coords did you say ? 252 48 -141 ?
kunickis yeah.
kunickis nah there is not any stick
mircea_popescu ima brt.
kunickis m?
mircea_popescu hm... no stick here...
kunickis yh... i said..
mircea_popescu this is pretty odd... ok kunickis meet me back in town ima give you a diff key.
kunickis ok
mircea_popescu weird shit.
kunickis I said haha. ;D
mircea_popescu i have nfi what happened here, this is like a first.
kunickis umm what was your cords? ma lost haha
kunickis am*
mircea_popescu 160 x 160 like
mircea_popescu you coming kunickis ?
kunickis wait where are you ?? there where you give me key?? 66 42 300 or wherei electron?
mircea_popescu close to electron yes
mircea_popescu like 160 50 160 or so
kunickis ... i went to that coordinates where you give me all haha
kunickis :D
mircea_popescu ah ok. nah im here in "town"
mircea_popescu gl kunickis
kunickis thanks ;)
kunickis Found hehe
kunickis You unlocked...
kunickis What was next to do when i claim?
kunickis shin do you know what do to next? mircea said me to go to key coordinates.. i found that sitkc and unlocked... what next you know?
kunickis and what to do now? :/
kunickis and where i can withdraw my earnings?
mircea_popescu kunickis put the bundle you bought in the stick, the enum in your brain and click the finger button
mircea_popescu and would you like btc or ecu ?
kunickis i put bundle in ... wich enum in my brain?
mircea_popescu kunickis clump of dry grass enumeration
kunickis I think am stupid :? I put in that bundle but dont get any enum or smth. xD
mircea_popescu i gave you the enum. it's like a scroll.
kunickis where you gave? in this chat or ingame? :D
mircea_popescu in game.
kunickis ahh you think that book?
mircea_popescu yep
kunickis Combine 15elusive.... whuut? :D
mircea_popescu nevermind, you have the bundle already.
kunickis Ok and whats now? ;D
mircea_popescu click the finger button
kunickis what is "finger button" ? :D
mircea_popescu first button on left side of claim window
kunickis sorry.. am bad in english haha
kunickis i dont have any claim windows..
kunickis window*
mircea_popescu so open the claim omfg.
kunickis where to open it omg? -,- :D
kunickis In that stick?
kunickis Or what?? -,-
mircea_popescu yes, the stick is the claim
diana_coman kunickis, dianacoman.com/euloras-first-grade-how-to-get-a-skill-build-a-claim-make-your-own-grass-etc
kunickis ok am in that container...
kunickis am opening that container... putting in that bundle... and whats next? -,- wtf is that fringerprint? -,-
mircea_popescu kunickis take your time, read up on the game, figure out how to do this.
mircea_popescu and keep the claim locked while you do all that, because unlocked claims disappear.
kunickis but i can't understand this step. -,-
mircea_popescu well, it's not for everyone.
kunickis you said me to put in that bundle
diana_coman kunickis, read the link I gave you
kunickis I putted it in...
kunickis mircea_popescu all fingers that is showing there is... "use the container" "take and stack all" "take all" ... and diana_coman I read that all and for that claim I do all but about wtf "fingerprint" not writted there.. -,-
mircea_popescu kunickis dude really. it's a button, push it.
kunickis i pusshing all buttons... all is with red text...
diana_coman lolz; fingerprint is the finger button I suppose, the one for use the container kunickis
kunickis 1. This Claim is used....
mircea_popescu wanna bet he didn't lock the claim, also ?
diana_coman o.o
kunickis I locked it. -,-
mircea_popescu well that's good, at least it won't run away.
diana_coman he says it's used
mircea_popescu no ?
diana_coman 1. This Claim is used....
kunickis When I press "Use the container" i got red text center of screen "This claim has been used"
mircea_popescu o.O
mircea_popescu so then you mined it ?
kunickis How much time to say that repeatlity...
mircea_popescu this is the first time you said it comprehensibly.
mircea_popescu do you still have the bundle ?
kunickis yh.. in that claim.
kunickis container*
* mircea_popescu goes to see THIS wonder also. wtf is with this guy, he's been blessed by the gods.
mircea_popescu what coords kunickis ?
kunickis -221 50 -155
mircea_popescu omw
kunickis m?
mircea_popescu on my way. omw.
mircea_popescu kunickis gimme the enum and key back plox
mircea_popescu sigh. trade me.
mircea_popescu now step a little back
mircea_popescu more than that
mircea_popescu how the fuck did that happen.
kunickis and what i trying to say you that i already pressed all but nothing. -,-
mircea_popescu yeah but you gotta be precise :)
kunickis then what to do now?
mircea_popescu try that one. they're all around here, i'll sit with you
* mircea_popescu is following kunickis around
* mircea_popescu feels a little drunk from the exercise :D
* diana_coman is laughing out loud
* shinohai imagines "So happy together" playing in the background.
mircea_popescu lol
mircea_popescu it's not even a little bit gay!
mircea_popescu i'm just behind him that's all.
kunickis item cannot be added to that container because container is guarded...
kunickis umm?
mircea_popescu maybe i was too close. try now ?
kunickis you start work 1....
kunickis something is loading.
mircea_popescu ha! well done!
mircea_popescu ok, when finished bring it to me in town.
kunickis finally. okey. ;)
mircea_popescu you never said, did you want to be paid in btc or ecu ?
kunickis in btc. ;)
mircea_popescu post addy
kunickis 1K6Gx6cWL3QgAUVkZLy7oWoLumvBNFL99t
mircea_popescu aite. will be 2 bitcents once you're done with this claim and another one.
kunickis oh thanks. :)
kunickis and another?
mircea_popescu yes, you get 1 bitcent for saying hi to me ; and 1 more bitcent after you deliver two claims.
kunickis oh okey.
mircea_popescu and there may be other jobs in the future ; and not just from me. iirc danielpbarron was looking to hire a noob too
kunickis hah. okey. ;D
kunickis so i can all time ask you for job and you will give?
mircea_popescu well, depends. just like irl, if there's a job to do.
kunickis oh okey.
kunickis you struggle under the weight of your inventory and must drop something... umm what?
mircea_popescu it's too heavy. take as much as you can carry ; leave rest behind (lock the claim)
kunickis i need to remember my coordiantes?
kunickis coordinates*
mircea_popescu kunickis sure, write them down.
kunickis umm my game stucked? i can't move. -,-
shinohai nah, exhibits same behavior.
kunickis i can click on all but cant move.
mircea_popescu you're overweighted.
kunickis how can i know how much i can take?
mircea_popescu open inventory says wegiht up right
mircea_popescu like 100 | 400 or such
mircea_popescu right click on stacks it tells you how much they weight
kunickis oh only 470 haha i got 15600. -,-
mircea_popescu o.*
kunickis something went wrong with game... i now see me from top...
kunickis OHH fixed... which coordinates was town?
mircea_popescu you prolly changed camera angle.
mircea_popescu 160 50 160
kunickis micrea_popescu am here...
kunickis what to do now?
mircea_popescu trade me kuni
kunickis mircea_popescu whats now?
mircea_popescu keep going till you brought it all.
kunickis mircea_popescu accept trade..
kunickis hello?
kunickis -,-
mircea_popescu aha
kunickis can i run in this game haha?
mircea_popescu yup\
kunickis how? :|
mircea_popescu on my set-up, i press T. but see in the settings, you can map keys
kunickis oh thanks!
mircea_popescu :)
kunickis accept trade
mircea_popescu faster now huh
kunickis heh
kunickis accept trade
mircea_popescu beat you to it haha
kunickis :D
mircea_popescu lol
kunickis mircea_popescu done!
mircea_popescu all done ? nice!
kunickis yh.
mircea_popescu trade me for next 1
mircea_popescu this time ytou get shiny rock bundle
kunickis he oky.
kunickis heh*
kunickis i was afk... and I forgot to buy bundle haha :D found that cointainer but now need to run back to buy bundle haha :D
mircea_popescu lol
kunickis i put in shiny rock bundle and that receipt.. but getting again red ""what do you have in mind to build?"
kunickis oh no all is ok
mircea_popescu :p
kunickis forgot to add receipt in mind haha. put it in container. ok waiting loading haha ;D
mircea_popescu are you having fun yet ?
kunickis yh. nice game.
kunickis like it.
mircea_popescu cool
kunickis at start think that hard.. but now starting understand. :D
mircea_popescu it makes sense in its own way
kunickis yh.
kunickis this bundle will take more time aghh ;d
kunickis accept
kunickis mircea trade
mircea_popescu too slow kunickis :D
kunickis haha. :D
kunickis mircea_popescu run not working no more... i set it too to T ... it was worked but for now when i press T i go slower.. :/
mircea_popescu well it toggles walk/run
kunickis trade
kunickis can i upgrade my weight?
mircea_popescu kunickis not so far.
kunickis uhh sad.
kunickis trade
kunickis trade
kunickis trade
kunickis trade
kunickis I think i will never take to you that all rock. -,- I can only take 1k with one time.. and there is 63k more. -,-
kunickis And run not working for me now. -,-
mircea_popescu try relogging for the run maybe ?
mircea_popescu 14:11 trade 14:15 kunickis> trade so you're doing one run in four minutes, 60 runs = four hours.
kunickis omg. 4hours...
mircea_popescu better than faucets worse than flipping burgers i guess.
kunickis yh but 0.005 for 4hours don't know. and its only start, what will be later? haha :D
kunickis nah, relloged but run don't work.
kunickis Are you mining bitcoins with that game?
kunickis CPU 50% fuck that.. -,-
shinohai lol srsly?
kunickis Yeah... look task manager..
kunickis mircea_popescu trade
shinohai I don't think anyone here is desperate enough to cpu mine for bitcoinz
kunickis this game is not too good to eat 50% CPU haha.
kunickis It's mining 100%
shinohai I have 0 cpu issues, just fps stuff or whatever
kunickis because your co-owner ? -,- and your saying it to me to dont worry? hah...
kunickis why now mircea_popescu not answering? -,-
shinohai I'm not co-owner lol
kunickis mircea_popescu How to withdraw for now?
mihi kunickis, fwiw it is also killing one core for me, but pretty sure it is not cpu mining, but prolly misses some sleep/yield/select calls somewhere...
kunickis mihi okey.. but how to withdraw for now my earned btc?
mihi tried to reduce the fps in the menu, but did not help. Anyway, got my first 0.01 and that's enough for me beta testing this pre-alpha quality software
kunickis Yh on bitcointalk said that i can get 0.005 every hour... but for now i can get that 0.005 every 4hours. lel.. half a day today played and got 0.015 ok its not bad but anyway how to withdraw for now?
mihi I asked mircea_popescu, but it seems from the wiki you can also ask a Mr. Goldskull ingame
mihi not sure if that is a NPC or just some bored person :D
jurov Goldskull is me
kunickis jurov how to withdraw ?
jurov We'll meet ingame, you give me coppers and I send coins
kunickis and how much coppers is worth? :|
jurov 1 copper = 1 satoshi
kunickis wtf are you kidding me? So i earned only 0.001btc for half day?
mircea_popescu trade ?
kunickis mircea_popescu wtf so how much i earned??
jurov That's between you an mircea_popescu. Maybe he uses another exchange rate, I was not following
kunickis only 0.001 for half a day played??
mircea_popescu kunickis 0.01 for saying hi aaaand once you deliver this, another 0.01
kunickis So for now i earned 0.015 ?
mircea_popescu mno. you gotta do both to get a bitcent. there's no 0.005
kunickis than you are lying on btalk? -,- There said 0.005btc/hour. so i will earned that 0.005 in four hours?
mircea_popescu well, how much time you take is entirely up to you.
mircea_popescu the figure's an average.
kunickis avarage? lel how can i run to my container and get back within 1minute? haha its impossible. -,-
mircea_popescu not really.
kunickis i wanna withdraw for now what i earned.
kunickis how to do it?
mircea_popescu there's a lot to learn / a lot of tricks and subtlety to this game
mircea_popescu ill send you your bitcent momentarily.
kunickis ok.
shinohai Well you can always go back to the comforting predictability of faucets if this isn't for you.
mircea_popescu you wanna give me back the key to the claim ? you done trying for the 2nd ?
kunickis No i will do it later.
mircea_popescu aite.
kunickis Yh you think i will do half a job and end with it haha no -,-
kunickis what means "aite"? -,-
mircea_popescu hey, up to you what.
mircea_popescu aite = alright.
kunickis heh, oky. how long you will be online? for example if you will not be online what to do me with that claim?
mircea_popescu i'm usually online.
mircea_popescu but yes, this is a good time to mine it seeing how i'm right here.
kunickis but if your offline then i don't have job yh?
mircea_popescu well, you could also make a claim right here by me, keep its key and move stuff to it.
mircea_popescu that'd work with me offline just as well.
mircea_popescu then when i show up you can just deliver.
kunickis but how can i trade with you if you offline?
mircea_popescu you can't ; but you can move the stuff.
kunickis how?
kunickis move the stuff to where?
mircea_popescu see, claims are produced through mining. you can in principle end up with one anywhere. such as right here in town.
kunickis but i dont understand... where to put it? -,-
mircea_popescu what it ?
kunickis for example for now rock.
kunickis i am trading it with you but where to put it when you offline?
mircea_popescu do you see these claims right next to me here ?
kunickis wait will turn game on
shinohai In latvia, rok is potato, no kunickis ?
kunickis ?
mircea_popescu trrrade me.
mircea_popescu kunickis see, the stick to my left ?
kunickis yh
mircea_popescu so that's a claim ; just like the one you're mining. if you make a claim of your own right here ; and keep the key to it
mircea_popescu then you can move rocks from the one away to the one here, keep them locked
mircea_popescu when i come on just give them over
kunickis but how to get this claim key?
mircea_popescu /explore
mircea_popescu sometimes you get lucky and find something\
kunickis thats is not a exploration tool ... i got that error.
mircea_popescu what's in your hand ?
kunickis nothing?
mircea_popescu hm.
mircea_popescu tell you what, trade me and i'll give you a free pickaxe. you can use that.
mircea_popescu lemme just finish with shinohai first
kunickis olk
mircea_popescu and read up about the bot
kunickis ?
mircea_popescu !topic
* Topic for #eulora is: [Talk about all things Eulora! Wiki:http://www.eulorum.org/Eulora, Channel Log: http://logs.minigame.biz]
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kunickis !topic
mircea_popescu Topic for #eulora is: [Talk about all things Eulora! Wiki:http://www.eulorum.org/Eulora, Channel Log: http://logs.minigame.biz] kunickis may set some sort of record for most times dying in single session.
Monday, 05 September, Year 8 d.Tr.