Leaving voice messages with loud street noise in the background on WhatsApp or Signal is the most narcissistic thing to do. Nothing says more

"Look, I know you probably have 15 text messages on 4 different clients + 10 group chats + email + video conferences going on. But you got to stop everything you're doing and take your time to listen to me, because I have no time to type."

... than that. Only moms and dads are allowed to do this. Nobody else.