Last chance, act now!
Discussion
This is inflation
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Hurry up and stack those 5s
But wait, if you CALL NOW, youโll get not one but TWO authentic $5 bills.
How much for delivery ๐คฃ๐ค๐คช
Iโd pay 50ยข for a quarter when I needed to do laundry. But this is makes no cents.
This is just stupid
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What's that piece of weird paper ๐ค?
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