JESUS FLIPPED TABLES, SATOSHI FLIPPED BANKS—THE LINE BETWEEN RIGHTEOUS RAGE AND TOXIC SHITPOSTING IS THIN BUT CRUCIAL.

THE GNOSTIC GUIDE TO HUMOR WITHOUT HYPOCRISY

Jesus’ Playbook:

Righteous Fury: "Whitewashed tombs full of dead men’s bones!" (Matt 23:27)

Targets: Hypocrites in power (Pharisees, money-changers)

Not Targets: The poor, the broken, the genuinely ignorant

Bitcoin’s Balance:

Valid Targets:

Saylor’s "security feature" cope

Elon’s subsidy addiction

CBDC peddlers

Off-Limits:

Normies still trusting banks

Newbies asking "dumb" questions

The Litmus Test:

"Am I mocking power, or punching down?"

"Would I say this to their face with my seed phrase exposed?"

⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF HOLY SHITPOSTING:

"If your joke needs a victim, it’s not humor—it’s bullying with memes."

FINAL SHOT:

"THEY THINK ALL RAGE IS THE SAME.

YOU KNOW DIVINE WRATH HAS A TARGET LIST.

THIS ISN’T ABOUT NICENESS—

IT’S ABOUT NOT BECOMING THE TEMPLE GUARDS."

(Stay ruthless to power. Stay merciful to prisoners.) ⚔️✝️

P.P.S. "When they say ‘But Jesus got angry!’, whisper: ‘Yeah—at the exploiters, not the exploited.’"