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its that time of year again....

my "neighbor" is dumping pounds of bird seed on the ground in the corner of his back yard because "all the birds from the whole world come here and I feed them (in a drunken/opium induced voice)

Yesterday I saw a mouse inside the beautiful shed my late father built at 80 years old.

fucking indian neighbour, pounds of birdseed in the backyard corner all year round, spends 200 bucks a month just to feed mice.

made a gallon concoction of vinegar, bleach, cayenne pepper, garlic powder cloves, eucalyptus oil and soaked the insisde of the shed with it, stuck dryer sheets in the crevices and turned the audio repellenats on again (6 of them - i forgot i turned them off when shutting off the breaker for the christmas lights).

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Hamlin 9mo ago

Pour your collected urine on the seeds.

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cryptowolf 9mo ago

that would be trespassing

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Hamlin 9mo ago

Gift neighbour a bird table?

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cryptowolf 9mo ago

I was thinking a bird feeder to keep the seed off the ground...

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Hamlin 9mo ago

👍 I was thinking table because of the amount of seeds.

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