The top 5 reasons why I love investing in US bonds:

1. Fully backed by future taxpayers(your children).

2. Only depreciates by between 3% and 8% per year.

3. Can be seized at any time if I piss off the wrong people or suddenly have the wrong nationality.

4. I help fund wars in 3rd world countries.

5. Ensure the rich get richer and the poor get poorer through the Cantillon effect.

What did I miss?