I don't have kids. I'm GenX-ish. Roast me.
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Stop fucking around and start fucking for kids.
You're drunk, go to bed.
Ssssh 🤫 I am triggering the tradfucks.
These roasts suck.
You're supposed to have kids before you lose your hair
Joke's on you. My genes are super hairy up top.
Maybe that's your problem. Testosterone makes your hair fall out
Is that what bald people say to feel like they are still people?
Too young to own a house. Too old to bitch about boomers who bought up all the houses. Tough hand, guy, my condolences.
Bitcoin bought me a house. God just likes me more.
Have fun with your fiat family.
It was nice to be in bitcoin, before it became overran by prescriptive, rigid lifestyle cults.
But you requested a roast!
