Not what I wanted to hear. I'll definitely be researching Central/South American countries, and that will be one of the criteria (along with Bitcoin acceptance, stable government, decent internet speeds...and did I mention tennis/pickleball?)

Guess I should start learning Spanish. Took it in high school...and college...never put it into practice, though. I keep telling my wife she will be my translator - with all of her Duo Lingo consecutive days - she's not having it.