Y'all think I'm kidding...

White people are ~6% of global population, white women are ~3%

3% of 8.2 billion (total pop.) = 246 million

~45% of women across western countries have at least one tattoo, × 246M = 135 million total white women with no tattoos

That's a total of ~1.6% of the global population TODAY (which is dropping rapidly) before even accounting for any health, attractiveness, or other wife-characteristic factors

Go get your graffiti-free queen while you can, bros