Similar to Fiat, pizza was fucking destroyed for your generation - there where two choices in my day plain slice or pepperoni. That was fucking it. Made by a dude by hand with permanent flour nuggets in his forearm hair because he spun that shit by hand and didn't use a pussy screen to get that shit on the stone in a Blodgett oven.

I'm sorry you got fucking pinapple and all that other stuff crust bullshit man....