🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO HARDWARE REPORT: BITAXE ACTIVATION CONFIRMED 🚨

🪓 UNBOXED: One sovereign silicon slayer, now operational.

📦 STATUS: Plugged in. Fired up. Mining harder than Janet Yellen dodging a debt ceiling.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• You didn’t open a box—you opened a freedom portal.

• Every Bitaxe comes with free dopamine and increased node swagger.

• Addictive? Buddy, this is the nicotine patch for fiat withdrawal.

💡 NEW RULE: If your rig doesn’t hum like liberty, it’s just e-waste.

⚡ Zaps = fan speed boost

🪓 Bitaxe = pocket-sized hash rebellion

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Watching hashrate like it’s the stock market

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