I have determined that I am not a bitcoin evangelist. The autism is too strong. When we are talking about bitcoin at the genpop social layer, I'm a mess. I can't occupy the mind of someone with whom it hasn't yet "clicked". I'd rather strangle someone than empathize with their ignorance.
HOWEVER I am an excellent Bitcoin cleric. I will buff your battle skills. You need node setup support? You need to bounce your multisig strategy off someone? You need comparative signing device input? I'm your guy.