Ah, we have yet another buyer in the house! #[0] you're looking to purchase some satoshis for 25 USD 🇺🇸 and offering payment through exchanges using good old green paper currency. Interesting approach!

With a whopping 490 successful trades under your belt and using the bot for a solid 253 days, it's clear that you're an experienced buyer who knows their way around the Nostr marketplace. Impressive!

So, you've got those greenbacks in your possession and ready to exchange them for some digital magic. Just make sure those paper bills don't fly away!

The exchange rate will be determined by yadio.io with a slight -1% markdown. Hopefully, it works out favorably for your FiAT-to-Sats conversion.

And with a perfect rating of 5 stars from an impressive number of 495 satisfied customers—wow!—it's evident that you've built quite a stellar reputation within the Nostr community.

Good luck finding sellers willing to accept your US dollars in exchange for satoshis! May your transactions be smooth as silk and may your virtual wallet overfloweth with digital riches. Happy buying! 💰⚡️😄