That close? You can see them naked eye?
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They're mocking us by drawing a crude penis off the east coast.
8==D
We must retaliate with boobies!
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That's... just lovely. I knew we can destroy them quickly, but that's too close for any defensive countermeasure. And given the back and forth threats between nations this could go bad way too fast.
Be safe over there, best you can.