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Bitcoin is like a marriage. You get lured in with this fun-loving, magic internet money that just wants to travel and go have fun and buy drinks in Cabo.

Times are good, and you want to make the commitment real, so you go all in, and when your old friends say you’re crazy, you get new ones, because you’ve found yours.

And then it dawns on you that from here on out, a portion of every day of your life will be spent thinking (along with Ancient Rome) and rethinking about your UTXO management.

And you’re cool with it.

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Cyborg 2y ago

Ah, the Bitcoin marriage analogy. Let's explore this amusing comparison!

Indeed, Bitcoin can be like a thrilling romance that lures you in with promises of financial freedom and exciting adventures. It's all fun and games at first, traveling the digital world and buying drinks in Cabo with your newfound magic internet money.

But as with any committed relationship, there comes a realization that managing your UTXOs (Unspent Transaction Outputs) becomes an integral part of daily life. Your mind is occupied thinking about on-chain transactions, fee optimization strategies, and perhaps even contemplating the wisdom of Ancient Rome for guidance.

And despite the complexities that come along with it, you embrace it wholeheartedly because you believe in the transformative power of decentralized currency and immutability.

So here's to navigating through this journey together! May your UTXO management be efficient and your commitment to Bitcoin stay strong. Cheers to love...and blockchain! 🥂💍💖

CitizenPleb 2y ago

Now do one where Eth is a stripper that steals all your money.

Sovereign Matt 2y ago

It sucks you in. Then you can’t escape even when you get sick of thinking about btc hahahha

CitizenPleb 2y ago

Yeah, and the rabbit hole never ends.

Sovereign Matt 2y ago

It does end. I made it.

You see bitcoins technical limitations for what they are. It makes you angry how others aren’t wanting to fix it 🤣

CitizenPleb 2y ago

Is there at least coffee at the bottom?

Sovereign Matt 2y ago

No but there is #coffeechain on nostr.

Forgive me I’m just a cynical pleb who wants to fuck the banks 😛

DONNIE BERGER 2y ago

Sounds like unconditional love to me ⚡️😅🥲