Coyotes woke me up again.
This happens far too often lol
Discussion
Perfect job for 300BLK to solve
I have a suppressed 300BlK ready to go but the problem is I’m too urban so it’s not safe and also what am I gonna do with a bunch of coyote bodies? lol 😂 I’d have to sneakily dispose of them somehow. So instead I just let these little assholes wake me up.
nothing like dinner waking you up, eh?
Gross. That's like eating dog, but grosser. Coyotes are filthy.
tbh
i don't know what kind of animals coyotes are
so thanks for the free knowledge drop
All good. Think of them as smaller wild dogs that are primarily scavengers. They've actually expanded their territory with human expansion, as they thrive off of our waste. Depending where you are, they can often be quite mangy.
You can almost think of them like a cross between a fox and a wolf. They travel in packs like wolves, but are lankier with bushy tails like foxes, with the scrappier narrow facial structure.
Then good morning from the Europeans. 🥐☕
Who needs alarms when you’ve got coyotes?
Let them guns be blazing Mr!
Air horn.
This is what we used out in the rural parts of PNW. Used to have coyote packs raising hell outside my place regularly. After a few nights of the horn they found other houses to terrorize.
https://www.amazon.com/Shoreline-Marine-Air-Horn-oz/dp/B004UOVBAU
EMBRACE THE SUCK
On the other side of the Atlantic, the fox predominates; it is smaller but deadly.
you know what to do hodl.
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
Step 1: trap 1 coyote
Step 2: dispatch the trapped coyote
Step 3: hang coyote on rear property fence
Step 4: urinate on coyote
Step 5: repeat as needed
https://knowpreparesurvive.com/survival/skills/coyote-trapping-tips/
Looks as if you need a R.E.P.R. to reach out and touch them.
You probably shouldn’t sleep with coyotes
Coyote’s Law:
Don’t give the government a power you wouldn’t want your political enemies to wield. Because, one day, they may well be in charge of it.
Got a good thermal and 556?
buy a FLIR and a silencer