Steps for signing up for Nostr:

1. Yay my username is available. 🥹

2. What do you mean people can have the same username? 🤔

3. Dafuq is Nipple 05?? 😳

4. All the comments on my “hello” post are telling me to get a wallet so I can get zapped. 😵‍💫

5. What’s this long secret of random text? If I lose it I can’t access my account anymore?! 😰

6. Relays? 🫠

7. Why is everyone talking about #Bitcoin alllllll the time????? ☠️

#grownostr