I don't really mind that, and maybe that's something else I could build, but I found four different set of instructions and they all seem to assume that I'm generally familiar with how to interact with relays and just need to know how to set one up.

But I set it up and added an A entry to my DNS (took me a while to figure out what that even meant and then I didn't realize how long it could take to see a result, so I thought I'd done it wrong) and now I'm just staring at the PID and wondering what to do next.