Me to 3 year old: “Can you please go get the toothpaste so we can brush your teeth?”
3 year old: “Daddy you have legs, just go get it yourself.”
Me:

Me to 3 year old: “Can you please go get the toothpaste so we can brush your teeth?”
3 year old: “Daddy you have legs, just go get it yourself.”
Me:

Ahh yes, polishing the mirror 🤣