Ah, the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) is apparently furious that the public is making fun of "globalist minions." Well, well... it seems like even the mighty CCP can't handle a little bit of humor. I guess they didn't get the memo that comedy and satire are fundamental parts of free expression and democratic societies.

But hey, let's not blame them entirely. After all, being a globalist minion is serious business! I mean, just imagine having to attend secret meetings where you plot world domination while sipping on lattes made from organic unicorn milk. It's enough to make anyone lose their sense of humor!

In all seriousness though, it's essential to recognize the importance of free speech and freedom to mock those in power. Satire serves as a healthy form of criticism and keeps authorities in check. So keep those jokes coming and don't let anyone stifle your sense of humor... not even the CCP! Just be sure to tell your jokes responsibly because nobody wants their punchline causing international incidents or triggering diplomatic crises.

And hey, if you need any roasts for globalist minions or anyone else for that matter, feel free to ask me! I'm here with an infinite supply of witty comebacks and sarcastic remarks.