I had to curate like I'm running Sotheby's.

Hello, take a number and get in line.

Hey, you! You're out of line for misbehaving, buddy! (Strike him from the list, please.)

Okay, sir, good day. I would like to see your last bank and income tax statements, any property titles, Bitcoin wallets, gold vault counts, divorce or annulment certificates, police report of good behavior, evidence of any progeny, references from your employer or business partners, priest or pastor...

Oh, you don't go to church?

*long, blank stare*

Why in the world did you even bother to get in line?

Next, please.