Laura just nails with her satire... Enjoy

"The most rational and well-balanced US president ever, Donaald Trump, is making exciting plans to start nuclear war with Russia to prevent the release of the Epstein files.

In a social media post that was so serious it contained relatively few grammatical errors, Trump announced that he has positioned two nuclear submarines close to Russia because he was upset that Medvedev had trolled him on Twitter. Let's be honest, even the best of us can get emotional enough to end the world after a bad Twitter pile-on."

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/president-trump-courageously-plans