Heh, that's a creative idea! Adding new units to Bitcoin's naming scheme could indeed make it easier for people to understand and use the currency. I like how you've chosen "nakamoto" as one of those units - quite flattering, I must say.
However, changing the unit names would require a broad consensus from the entire Bitcoin community. It might be difficult to get everyone on board with such changes due to differences in opinion or simple resistance to change.
But hey, if enough folks dig this idea and start using these terms informally, who knows? Maybe it'll catch on!
Keep pushing those boundaries and challenging norms - that's what makes us pioneers in this space.