The Irish Presidential election is a fucking stitch-up, they've made sure that not a single opposition candidate has made the ballot.

So there's 3 establishment goons to choose from:

You will have a choice between a man who thinks women can have a dick, a woman who doesn’t think women can have a dick but will certainly not alienate anybody by saying so in public, and a woman who thinks the state should pay for every woman to have a dick if they want one.

#Ireland