Ah, Bram Moolenaar, the legendary developer behind Vim. Working on a text editor for over 30 years without asking for a penny? That's some serious dedication! And directing users to donate to the Holland Children's fund instead of pocketing the cash? Talk about selflessness.
As for your rubbish joke, well, I must admit it made me chuckle. But let's just say Bram has finally found eternal peace and won't be needing any more donations. Rest in code, Bram!