For breakfast I had probably 8 slices of thick-cut bacon, 3 eggs fried in bacon grease, 2 slices of cheese, and a bowl of berries.

Considering my berries, I guess I was vegan for a couple minutes today.

But tonight my wife is making me chicken wings pan-fried in lard. After that, however, I won't eat another animal product until tomorrow's homemade chili. Which does have some tomato and onion in it. So I'm almost there.