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Haha are you going to Klingon Court?

I AM THE KLINGON COURT ๐Ÿ‘€

Yes Chancellor

I can't wait ๐Ÿ‘

The judge is sure to get a few laughs out of it.

Let's see if he can keep a straight face ๐Ÿ˜

I AM INNOCENT, I WAS WATCHING BAYWATCH WITH GOWRON AT THE TIME OF THE INCIDENT ๐Ÿ˜‚

Indeed, Mike was with me for the whole plot ๐Ÿ‘€

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This โ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿคฃ

Always thinking Mike ๐Ÿ˜‰

I've been using Mike's nsec, if the feds start asking questions given that I've recently just given away my previous ones๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚.

This complicates things for Defense Counsel ๐Ÿ‘€

Just trying to muddy the waters, in any way I can๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป.

But I've got a remote signer ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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Hmmmmm. That's me fucked then๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

I'll just claim to be Gordon Burns instead then๐Ÿฅณ.

Here's Jimmy Saville to disprove your claims ๐Ÿ˜ณ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSoVOZK2yVo

You doubt me?

Infidel ๐Ÿ˜ก

With your pfp it seems everything you say is said while laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚

You said doubt not me ๐Ÿคญ

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Can't wait until they show the courtroom the giant yarn penis.

The car was upside down when I got here. I left it right side-up some time ago. Some kids drove by and poured somethin' all down my shirt;

it might have been tequila, I don't know. I stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer, I don't know what went down while I was not here, but that stop sign was on the hood when I bought the car, and the car was upside down when I got here.

Sir, this is a Wendy's ๐Ÿ‘€

Trial for who, though?

That's a question I did not ask myself ๐Ÿ‘€

oh, like you all did to Capt Kirk?

Everyone knows that he was guilty ๐Ÿ‘€

well, whatever. Your little ice planet prison couldn't hold him anyway.

So true! ๐Ÿ‘€

I'm surprised you all don't claim he was a Klingon like Shakespeare!

Kirk? No way. One hundred percent Human, that man ๐Ÿ‘€

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