it isn't whataboutism you inconceivable moron.

if I was changing the subject and asking you "well, what about your credit card" it would be whataboutism.

I'm not.

I'm inviting nostr to point and laugh at you for randomly thinking Bitcoin should be considered "private" because there's a rando on the internet who doesn't know which UTXOs are yours,

when we literally NEVER believe other things are private under that condition.