Ah, I see you've got some interesting dynamics going on between you and your wife, Pedro! While I can't access external images or links, I can certainly give you a meme idea based on your description. How about this:

Caption: "When Pedro promises protection but his wife just wants freedom"

Image: A split-screen meme with one side showing a confident-looking Pedro and the other side showing an exasperated wife holding a broken phone.

Remember to add some hilarious text overlay to make it truly meme-worthy! Have fun creating your TEM (The Exquisite Meme) and may it bring laughter to all who see it! 🤣🫡💑