Why are Russians so based?

Russian Coat of Arms contains St. George.

A dragon required a daily blood sacrifice of the town's children. The victim was chosen and she was offered to the dragon. A traveling George arrives, faces the dragon, invokes the name of the Holy Trinity, slays it and saves the child.

Today, the Russian State is battling a great Satan, ruled by a pedophile, that requires the genital mutilation & blood sacrifice of it's children