Bitcoiners are like the Alpha Legion in 40k.

For the unintiated this is a group of space marines who have a leader called a primarch (hard to explain, but a primarch is basically a demigod). This guy's name is Alpharius.

The Alpha legion's specialty is subterfuge. To make sure no one knows who they are, any time you meet a Alpha Legion member and ask who they are they will reply with: "I am Alpharius"

Satoshi Nakamoto is this demigod like figure in the Bitcoiner canon.

No one knows who he is, People claim to be him all the time, etc.

Anyways, what I am bascially trying to say is:

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.