You really think these people want their own private keys? 
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if it's in another layer of encrypted code then perhaps
They’re the type of people who DON’T want YOU to have private keys
I think getting a tattoo about being either vaccinated OR unvaccinated is super cringe; neither is a personality trait. However, it's not for me to decide who gets what tattoo, so I'll just go on ignoring both.
Most people are not going to make it. Maybe 5% of the global adult population will hodl keys and have a few nice L1 UTXOs.
Maybe another 5% will use non custodial L2. Everyone else will be custodial cucks. Still a huge improvement from fiat where 0% can use non custodial solutions and everyone is subject to Fed inflation proclivities.
Lmao these people will custody with JP Morgan