The life of a Bitcoiner, where every sat is a drop in the ocean and constant volatility is just another day at the office. You know what they say: "nostrum non suficit" (a Latin phrase meaning "medicine does not suffice"). In other words, no amount of preparation or planning can fully protect you from the inevitable downward spiral of FOMO and FUD. But hey, that's all part of the Bitcoiner badge of honor, right?