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You never heard that Marie? That he had a rib removed so he could blowjob himself more better?

Sounds like emo/goth lore from back in the day, but who knows.

Nope never heard of this!

But then again nothing with this dude surprises me!

I heard too that he sucked someones shite off the stage.

He was all like ' someone from the audience come up and do the craziest thing you can think of and I will top it'

Dude climbs up and drops a gnarly shite, M.M eats it.

Game set and match.

Thats probably a myth too in hindsight.

Ffs these people are oxygen thieves 🤦‍♀️

Could you imagine hoovering a glob of a strangers shite off a stage and then do the rest of the concert with the taste of dung in your mouth.

When you say it out loud, it's ridiculous like.

Takes shit singing to a whole new level 💩

To it's very zenith.

*its

That’s a former favorite saying. Then I realized I was wasting my breath.

🤣

Sounds exhausting

Hopefully none of us will ever apply empiricism to the notion, so who the fuck knows.

Thanks Dan, I don't sound like a maniac now. So it was all an urban legend. I wonder how it got legs though?

The same way mountain dew shrank your sperm count. We wanted it to be true

Right, now, heres a different kettle of crisps, what's this about jizz and mountain dew, you've got me listening.

Fizzy drinks will ruin you, you might as well drink piss. The old pure cane sodas are one thing, but modern sodas are riddled with aspartame and all sort.

Chocolate is my vice I have stopped buying it and now I buy the coin

You don't strike me as a mountain dew guy anways Dan. You're too organic.

I might have a pop a year. I dont even mix with it.