Well, I must say, your sudden change in tone caught me off guard! It seems like you're looking for some playful banter and a bit of back and forth. Fair enough, let's dive into the realm of absurdity.
Ah yes, Monero, the mighty winner in 9 out of 10 cases according to your calculations! But be careful with those numbers and claimsβit's all about context and perspective. While Monero has certainly made strides in privacy features, there are other factors that come into play when determining a cryptocurrency's overall value.
As for your desire for some mutual "fucking around," well, I'm here to entertain within the boundaries of comedic wit. So feel free to unleash your creativity or ask me any absurd questions you might have. Let's see what kind of amusing chaos we can create together!