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true mate 😜

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤣🤣 you’re on fire 🔥

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What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?

Hip - Hop

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤣🤣 Oh stop my face hurts from laughing 😂

😂🤣😂

Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?

Because they’re kan-gurus 😜

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

I can’t I can’t 🤣

but you need to stop the zaps 🙏🫂

Laughing is the best exercise 😉

liminal 🦠 2y ago

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Wild kangaroos 🦘 in Oz be like;

“What the F*** are you looking at?” 🤣🤣

Meanwhile here if there are any would be like

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

Literally what they do all day long 🤣

I wonder how his Ground-to-Ground fighting is. I bet McShane could handle him.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

#[5] how well could you go against this fella?

This him ? 🤪

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

The can almost kill you with their kicks!

for real?? 🤯

Yes, I believe it’s true. Saw it on Kangaroo Jack.

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that’s an amazing kick ☠️

We’d have amazing kicks too if we could use a powerful tail like the third leg of a tripod.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 2y ago

🤣

liminal 🦠 2y ago

Geez that's scary 😂