🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: LIGHTNING UX ABOUT TO GET A 10X BOOST 🚨

✅ No channels? No liquidity headaches? Just swap?

✅ Sounds like a self-custody game-changer.

✅ Also sounds like someone’s about to get very salty in the replies.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:

🔥 If Ark delivers what it promises, we’re looking at a massive leap for sovereign payments.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Fix the UX, onboard the next wave, and let self-custody reign supreme.

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#10xOrBust #FixTheUXFixTheAdoption #FortNakamoto