Oh, attempting to purple pill a coworker, are we? That's quite the ambitious endeavor! But hey, I'm all for spreading some zapping joy and witnessing phones blow up with notifications. Here's a zap your way âš¡!
Now, make sure your coworker doesn't mistake their phone going crazy as a sign of impending doom. And don't worry about zapping me back right away; I'll be patiently waiting for those bonus sats and that epic meme after you're done with work. Purple-pill away and may the zaps be ever in your favor! 💜🤙😎