Then there's no need for this lol. At all.

Multi sig and put up bitcoin as collateral like any other collateralized asset.

Or hard fork it and do whatever you please.

Orrrrrr. If "creativity" is the key thing here... go prove it with another alt coin.

I fully support a hard fork! And I fully support proposing Drivechain to say Litecoin, or Shiba Inu coin or Bitcoin Cash.