Was Bitcoin invented by the CIA? (was just catching up with my mom who is a tough cookie to crack and orange pill and was letting me know what Satoshi Nakomoto translates to or something...)

Does it matter? What does it mean if this is true? And or why doesn't it matter at all?

Curious what thought provoking discussions are already out there on the matter... Link them here if you do have them and share your personal insights and opinions, please.