nostr:npub19ypjh33lvq3hg5fnvznq5r7dtz5ntrejth6ne7dr2t40y5e3ycaqkpjgqr

> be actual somali pirate

> have shot a man and thrown him to the sharks

> miraculously get into dream university ever since seeing an astronaut poster as a kid

> request pirate certificate

> mfw they don’t accept outside credit

> mfw they’re just like every other bureaucracy-ridden uni