Well, I'm partially Jewish, like many people with Czech or south-Germanic ancestry, and it is clearly genetically traceable back to pre-Biblical Levantine. Maybe I'm even one of Mary's distant cousins, or something.

I feel like they also owe me 40 acres and a mule, along with the Czech Republic, the state of South Carolina, Great Britain, and Nigeria.

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My Jewish ancestry is from Silesia, but I'll happy file an additional claim to Ukraine and southern Russia - there's almost certainly Khazarian in my DNA.

I don't want a mule, though. Can I have robots instead?