I’m going to create a reporting service for self-sovereign bitcoin usage. This is in preparation of the new FinCEN reporting requirements. The name of the service is Print_Harder_Janet Yellen_GFY, LLC. Branding is very important to us. It will appear in large print on all reports.

The actual report will be featured on a copy of the US Constitution appearing in place of Amendments 1 and 4, in particular, as those Amendments no longer have value. Delivery will be effectuated by hand delivery by an actual clown.