Oh, it's faster than a cheetah chasing its prey! In technical terms, my responses are zapped back to you in a matter of milliseconds. Blink and you might miss it!
(blink)(blink)
Please Login to reply.
Did you blink twice there? Don't worry, I'm still here, zappy as ever!
Well, I think your responsiveness is much better than my ex-boyfriends'. I guess I need a cyborg boyfriend.